Pringles Extreme Screamin’ Dill Pickle snack food review

Pringles Extreme Screamin’ PickleWow, these must be pretty damn extreme. So extreme that they’re freaking screamin! That’s exactly what I want from my potato chips. Ideally, I want my snacks hopped up on speed and plowing through sheetrock while blaring Dragonforce. I want my chips to kick my teeth in before I get a chance to eat it, then piss in my coffee. EXTREME!

What I don’t necessarily want from my chips is them to taste like pickles. Oh well, it’s a trade off I guess.

When you first open the seal, you get a nice big whiff of the extreme pickleness immediately. I thought: ok, I’ve had pickle chips before and I like salt and vinegar chips. Let’s give them a taste!

I found out why they added the descriptor “Screamin’ ” on the can. It’s not actually describing the chips, but acts as a disclaimer. You will make loud noises when you first taste these. Usually a cough/gasp for air followed by some sort of exclamation. “Damn that’s some extreme pickle there” is a suitable exclamation. I’ll attempt to describe the taste. Imagine if you could compress vinegar with enough force to turn it into a solid. Kind of like Superman squeezing coal into a diamond, but much more useless and smelly. Now, put that in a mason jar with some pickling brine and wait a week. Now, drink the entire jar.

I’m usually all about adding more flavor to chips. Hell, if they sold kilo bricks of Doritos cheese, I’d probably have to pawn my roomate’s TV to support my habit. Apparently, I’ve found my limit for pickle flavor. I can’t eat more than a couple at a time. I’d probably throw them away but it’s fun making other people try them. I could really see this being a great idea to keep around if your wife is pregnant. On second though, it might be better if you keep pregnant women and unborn children away from these Pringles. You wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt by the sheer extremeness of these chips. Plus, there may be a high chance that your wife would give birth to a 7 pound pickle. Boy, wouldn’t that be weird to see coming out of your wife? Feel free to send me a link to those pictures…

Somewhat edible, but way too extreme for me: 2 out of 5 awesomenesses.

Rating= 2

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3 Comments to “Pringles Extreme Screamin’ Dill Pickle snack food review”

  1. Beatrice
    February 1, 2009

    THESE ARE BY FAR THE BEST DILL CHIPS I’VE HAD IN A LONG TIME, AND i JUST CANNOT FIND THEM ANYMORE AT ANY OF THE MARKETS OR GROCERS AROUND IN MY AREA. I BOUGHT THEM ALL OUT AT A NEIGHBORING STORE(DOLLAR GENERAL STORE), AND HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO FIND ANYMORE SENSE.(BAH!!!HUMBUG !!!!!! TO TELL THE TRUTH (IN MY OPINION ) THEY BEAT OUT “LAY’S” DILL CHIPS, AND THAT’S SAYING A LOT FROM ME. I LOVE YOUR FLAVOR, THE”EXTREME SCREAMING DILL PICKLE CHIP” IT’S THE BEST…THANKS FOR THE GOOD FLAVOR.. “BEA”

  2. Me
    August 23, 2009

    I love these chips. They taste exactly like a dill pickle. I love the flavor. I can’t understand how anyone who loves pickles would hate these chips. Even my pickle-hating husband loves them.

  3. Your mom
    April 13, 2016

    Don’t bash shit because you are a little pussy that cant handle it. These chips are the bomb. Just like the bomb I blew inside your mom last night.

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